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Startrails, i think we might be living in a helix

Waiting for 2 hours to shoot us some Startrails over Hallstatt, Austria; totally worth it [OC] [4000x3000]. Multiple exposure, Shot over 120 minutes on a Canon S120 Location: Hallstatt, Austria from spaceporn

BootyBox: Meet Winifer -She likes the volleyball

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY

Auto complete for drawing

Only in the UK - Phone Shop Idol Episode 1

BoomBox: Vulfork- BackPocket (and more)

TRAILER TIME: Batman v Superman - Dawn Of Justice Teaser

TRAILER TIME: Star Wars - Force Awakens Teaser 2

your daily Turkish delight

[WATCH] CitizenFour 2014 Full

Taiwan airplane crash

[Funny African] Trevor Noah Crazy Normal Full

Hobbit at The Office

Pretty smart: Floating wind turbines

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens Official Teaser

All you nerds: read the analysis here. Enjoy!

Windows 8.x + Kinect + Sphero Demo

Windows 8.x + Kinect + Sphero Demo from Mike Taulty on Vimeo.

GoPro: The Streets of Japan in 4K

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[INTERVIEW] James Brown on "Sonya Live! in LA" (CNN)

[TUNE] Tony Allen - Go Back

[TUNE] Ed Sheeran - Don't

Seinfeld accepts Clio

Crack away!

Ads of the future

Mirriad Reel 2min from mirriad on Vimeo.

{FULL ALBUM} Amerigo Gazaway & Yasiin Gaye - The Departure

Chet faker - Gold

Chet Faker - Gold from Hiro Murai on Vimeo.

[Graph] The music industry during the past 30 years

Reagan telling Soviet jokes... Classic

Speaking about stories told amongst their people :D

Classic...

Crazy fish action... by a Jewfish....

Here fishy fhishy....



We rule the world... Land and Sea..

Jewfish, any of several large fishes of the sea bass family (Serranidae), especially the goliath grouper(Epinephelus itajara), found on the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of tropical America and in the eastern Atlantic Ocean. This species sometimes attains a length of 2.5 metres (8 feet) and a weight of about 320 kilograms (700 pounds). The adult is dull olive-brown with faint spots and bands. Adult jewfish are usually solitary and typically remain in the same area for extended periods. The related south Pacific jewfish (E. lanceolatus) may reach 3.75 metres in length.

The Warsaw grouper (E. nigritus), living in the Atlantic between South Carolina and Brazil, and thegiant sea bass (Stereolepis gigas) from the Pacific, off California and Baja California, are both occasionally called jewfish. They grow to about 2.2 metres and 220 kilograms.

In Australia the name jewfish is given to Johnius antarctica and J. diacanthus on the east coast and toGlaucosoma hebraicum on the west coast.

(source: Encyclopaedia Brittanica)

For you marine biologists... click the pic.

[TUNE] Kelis - Rumble

[WIRED] Forget Siri: This Radical New AI Teaches Itself and Reads Your Mind

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BY STEVEN LEVY  08.12.14  |  5:50 AM  |  
When Apple announced the iPhone 4S on October 4, 2011, the headlines were not about its speedy A5 chip or improved camera. Instead they focused on an unusual new feature: an intelligent assistant, dubbed Siri. At first Siri, endowed with a female voice, seemed almost human in the way she understood what you said to her and responded, an advance in artificial intelligence that seemed to place us on a fast track to the Singularity. She was brilliant at fulfilling certain requests, like “Can you set the alarm for 6:30?” or “Call Diane’s mobile phone.” And she had a personality: If you asked her if there was a God, she would demur with deft wisdom. “My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon,” she’d say.

Over the next few months, however, Siri’s limitations became apparent. Ask her to book a plane trip and she would point to travel websites—but she wouldn’t give flight options, let alone secure you a seat. Ask her to buy a copy of Lee Child’s new book and she would draw a blank, despite the fact that Apple sells it. Though Apple has since extended Siri’s powers—to make an OpenTable restaurant reservation, for example—she still can’t do something as simple as booking a table on the next available night in your schedule. She knows how to check your calendar and she knows how to use Open­Table. But putting those things together is, at the moment, beyond her.

Now a small team of engineers at a stealth startup called Viv Labs claims to be on the verge of realizing an advanced form of AI that removes those limitations.

Whereas Siri can only perform tasks that Apple engineers explicitly implement, this new program, they say, will be able to teach itself, giving it almost limitless capabilities. In time, they assert, their creation will be able to use your personal preferences and a near-infinite web of connections to answer almost any query and perform almost any function.

MovieBox: Expendables 3- Trailer

As if it wasn't ridiculous enough already.

STALLONE, SCHWARZENEGGER, WILLIS, FORD, GIBSON, BANDERAS, NORRIS, SNIPES, GRAMMER, LI, STATHAM just to name a few

well done NY

[TUNE] The Baws himself: James Brown The Boss (disco tech edit)

cool track for these too-hot days

[TUNE] Portugal. The Man - Purple Yellow Red & Blue

World's best onleliner...

No need to add words, just watch and laugh :D

[TUNE] Bo Saris- The Addict

[TUNE] Y'akoto "Without You", "Diamonds"

#Mightymouse

This is how I feel lately...

He's back...... Weird Al Yankovic - Tacky

Let's bring real player back...
Wierd all, where have you been all this time??

[GENIUS] New super power discovered

GOT, The 80s intro

Good memories to Airwolf and Dungeons and Dragons come back with things like these

[GOPRO] Good luck shareholders!

Tunes to get into the mood for a good WC game

A frew minutes in Sao Paolo

[ADS] Aston Martin - preowned

revenge is a dish best served cold.

No words necessary.

HBO - The Leftovers Trailer

Game of thrones, new orleans style!!!!

Awesomeness.....

[ALBUM] Chinese Man Records - The Groove Sessions Vol.3

[ADS] Volkswagen - Eyes on the road

[FUTURE] SpaceX’s new spaceship. Dragon 2

Sooo right...

No words necessary...

Complex Cab - Asa Akira

[TUNES] Ben Pearce - "What I Might Do"

GoPro is the new Coca Cola

The best of Hip Hop France "Ghetto people"

Best Of Fire In The Booth- BBC 1xtra Charlie Sloth

02:44 min - giggs rapper - pretty cool
04:22 min - also pretty good
08:45 min - fast rhyme... very good!!!
 

Storm Queen - Look Right Through (MK Remix) Official Video

[TUNE] Y'akoto: "Diamonds" (Official Video)

[KICKSTARTER] TWEAK - brilliant video for a brilliant product idea

ViralBox- Jimmy Fallon and Kevin Spacey RagTime (Balkan Beat Box)

CoD: Advanced Warfare Reveal Trailer

Emma Stone vs Jimmy Fallon - Lip Sync Battle

Here, have some embarrassment with your degree

How to Tell Black People Apart by David Alan Grier

Computer simulations teaching themselves to walk

Pharrell & Jay-Z Coachella 2014 Weekend 2

Yep, that works.

B.I.G. MEGA MIX

Say what?!

Turn the browser in to a sound kit

http://www.patatap.com/

[GoPro] Awesome Tiny universe using 6 GoPros and a 3D- printed mount

[TUNE] Klumzy Tung - Don't Get Me Down

[APPS] Pushbullet - the shizznit

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pushbullet.android

Jerry's crib

Superman With a GoPro

[ONION] Malaysia Airlines Expands Investigation To Include General Scope Of Space, Time

‘Why Are We Even Here?’ Officials Probe

NEWS • News • ISSUE 50•10 • Mar 13, 2014 @the onion

Assuming the actuality of wavefunction collapse, Malaysia Airlines officials say flight MH370 could currently be located in any possible alternate future.

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA—Following a host of conflicting reports in the wake of the mysterious disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 last Saturday, representatives from the Kuala Lumpur–based carrier acknowledged they had widened their investigation into the vanished Boeing 777 aircraft today to encompass not only the possibilities of mechanical failure, pilot error, terrorist activity, or a botched hijacking, but also the overarching scope of space, time, and humankind’s place in the universe.

The airline, now in its fifth day of searching for the passenger jet carrying 239 passengers and crew, has come under fire for its perceived mishandling of the investigation, whose confusing and contradictory reports have failed to provide definitive answers on everything from how long the missing plane remained aloft after losing contact with air traffic controllers, to whether the flight made a radical alteration in its heading, to the very dimensions of space-time and the nature of reality, and what exactly it is that brought us into existence and imbued us with this thing we call life.

Additionally, the airline confirmed it had expanded its active search area to include a several-hundred-square-mile zone in the Indian Ocean as well as each of the seven or 22 additional spatial dimensions posited by string theory.

“We continue to do everything in our power and explore every possible lead—both Cartesian and phenomenological—to locate the aircraft as quickly as possible,” said Malaysia’s civil aviation chief Azharuddin Abdul Rahman, who went on to say that authorities were still actively seeking tips from anyone claiming knowledge related either to the flight, or to the mechanisms by which consciousness arises, or to the question of why anything physical and finite exists instead of nothing at all. “At this stage, we can’t rule anything out: not crew interference with the transponders, not a catastrophic electrical failure, not the emergence of a complex topological feature of space-time such as an Einstein-Rosen bridge that could have deposited the flight at any location in the universe or a different time period altogether, nothing.”

“Could a parallel universe have immediately swelled up from random cosmological fluctuation according to the multiverse theory and swallowed the flight into its folds, or could ice have built up on an airspeed sensor? Those are both options we are currently considering,” Rahman added. “Everything’s on the table. That is, insofar as anything exists at all, which we’re also looking into.”

Rahman assured the press and families of passengers that officials would not rest until they locate the plane, provided that sensory experience can be verified beyond the existence of one’s own mind. Malaysian authorities also cautioned that they were dealing with an unprecedented aviation mystery and that it could take months to ascertain the airliner’s exact fate as well as, for that matter, the fate of mankind itself, assuming a linear theory of space-time in which the future is unknowable and objects travel in a forward trajectory which, authorities hasten to add, is not necessarily the case.

In addition, airline sources attempted to assuage an uneasy public by noting they had brought in top crash investigators from the Malaysian, Vietnamese, and Chinese governments, as well as U.S. Navy personnel, Boeing technicians, leading quantum physicists, theoretical cosmologists, metaphysicians, epistemologists, and determinist philosophers to help scour all conceivable and as yet inconceivable locations in which the plane might be located.

“The bottom line is that we have a sophisticated aircraft fresh off a safety inspection with no prior incident of malfunction, flying in good weather at a cruising altitude,” Rahman continued. “Why didn’t the pilot send a distress signal? Why aren’t we finding a debris path? What are we to make of the contradictory radar information? Where did the universe begin and can it be said to have a limit or an edge? What is mankind’s role in it? Is there a God? If so, what is God’s nature?”

“It’s too early to answer these questions right now, but I can assure you that Malaysia Airlines will get to the bottom of it,” Rahman added. “Our top people are on it right now.”

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[TUNE] 50cent - In da club ...in Yiddish

THIS IS A LINK

Formula 1 rules explained - 2014

Post by Red Bull.

ViralBox: Zach Galifianakis interviews POTUS

Listen to an Allegedly Unreleased Record from Daft Punk and Jay Z, "Computerized," Said to Be Co-Produced by Kanye West

[FUNNY] Them goats goz' balance

SPRITZ

http://learn2spritz.com/

This Insane New App Will Allow You To Read Novels In Under 90 Minutes

The reading game is about to change forever. Boston-based software developer Spritz has been in “stealth mode” for three years, tinkering with their program and leasing it out to different ebooks, apps, and other platforms.

Now, Spritz is about to go public with Samsung’s new line of wearable technology.

Other apps have offered up similar types of rapid serial visual presentation to enhance reading speed and convenience on mobile devices in the past.

However, what Spritz does differently (and brilliantly) is manipulate the format of the words to more appropriately line them up with the eye’s natural motion of reading.

The “Optimal Recognition Point” (ORP) is slightly left of the center of each word, and is the precise point at which our brain deciphers each jumble of letters.

The unique aspect of Spritz is that it identifies the ORP of each word, makes that letter red and presents all of the ORPs at the same space on the screen.

In this way, our eyes don’t move at all as we see the words, and we can therefore process information instantaneously rather than spend time decoding each word.

The game done changed. Try it for yourself.

---> LEARN2SPRITZ

Classic sexist adds

So wrong that they are right.... (in the right century that is, before y'all tell me i'm a sexist)

Click the pic for more great adds, though there is one I had to post....

Read the first 2 lines of the add below..... How I wish to live in a Mad Men world....

HUVr Tech - Believe it or HOAX

[TUNES] 6 Songs From the ’00s You Probably Pirated

1. Cody ChesnuTT, “The Seed”
2. Kanye West, “Jesus Walks”
3. Jay-Z, “La-La-La (Excuse Me Miss Again)”
4. Black Star, “Little Brother”
5. Dirty Projectors & Bjork, “When the World Comes to an End”
6. J Dilla, “Waves”

Good luck with all that..

[KICKSTARTER] Grow Floats Hydroponics

8 Ways Screens Are Ruining Your Family's Life

For her new book, The Big Disconnect: Protecting Childhood and Family Relationships in the Digital Age, Catherine Steiner-Adair EdD -- a clinical instructor in the department of psychiatry at Harvard, a school consultant, and a therapist in private practice -- interviewed more than one thousand children between the ages of 4 and 18 to find out how technology was impacting their relationships and their social and emotional lives. What Steiner-Adair discovered was neither surprising, nor comforting: Technology is becoming a kind of “co-parent;” too much screen time is impeding childhood development; and parents’ obsession with their devices is harming communication with their children and even fracturing families. Just in time for back to school, The Huffington Post asked Steiner-Adair to tell us the eight essential things parents with children of all ages need to know about screens. read more...

entourage movie 2015

Bro App

the hasselhoff

check out for more: http://www.tv3.se/hasselhoff

Bake Bake Bake

Saw this come by, couldn't ignore it....
Let's try this one as it sounds good and will probably clot every artery in your body....

Peanut Butter Cup- Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cheesecake Bars

Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie Layer:
½ cup butter, at room temperature
½ cup peanut butter, I used Jif
1 cup brown sugar, lightly packed
2 large eggs
1 tsp. vanilla bean paste (or extract)
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
1 cup mini chocolate chips plus ¼ cup for top
12  full size peanut butter cups (I went with Reese’s)

Cheesecake Layer:
16 oz. cream cheese, room temperature
2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs
1 tsp. vanilla bean paste (or extract)
¼ cup mini peanut butter cups

Spray and 9-x-13-inch pan with baking spray. Create a sling by lining the pan with parchment paper so that there is a one inch overhang on each side. Cover parchment with bake spray. Heat oven to 375 degrees F.

Cookie Layer:
Using a stand mixer with a paddle attachment cream together the butter and peanut butter.

Add in brown sugar and mix to combine.

Add in eggs and vanilla extract and mix to combine.

Add in flour and mix on low to combine.

Add in 1 cup of mini chocolate chips and fold to combine. Pour mixture into pan; set aside.

To make cheesecake:

Add all ingredients in a bowl and beat until blended. Set aside.

To make the bars:
Press 3/4 of cookie mixture into pan (you might have to use your hands a little).

Place peanut butter cups on top of cookie dough doing 4 rows of 3 peanut butter cups.

Pour cheesecake mixture on top.

Crumble remaining cookie dough sprinkle on top of cheesecake layer along with remaining ¼ cup of chocolate chips and mini peanut butter cups all over top.

Transfer pan to oven and bake for about 30-40 minutes at 375 degrees F. Remove from oven set on wire rack to cool.

Once cool place in fridge for at least an hour. You will want to cut when refrigerated but these are best served at room temperature so take them out for 15 minutes before serving.
Adapted from Bakers Royale

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What we do for our kids...

In order to make them study....



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[Wii] Mario Kart Sochi edition

[FORMULA 1] Insane new 360-Degree Formula 1 video broadcast

Emily Ratajkowski says hi again :D

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alphabet insanity

[TUNE] Raphael Saadiq NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert

Clean your dirty balls....

With Axe....

[Tunes] Questlove selects seven masterworks from the golden age of hip-hop:

Questlove’s young adulthood: The Roots form (well, first they’re called the Square Roots), the Internet lands, and the Discman/Walkman war goes down. One thing we can all agree on, though? Hip-hop’s golden age. Here are some of Questlove’s top tracks from the ’90s.

ViralBox: Rappers Delight- Brian Williams (Tonight Show)

Kate Upton Zero Gravity... wow...

WOW...

Frequency