Dan The Man

Once again Dan Gillerman has shown himself to be a shining light of wisdom in tough times of national struggle...


"The difference between a diplomat and a lady is that when a diplomat says 'yes' he means 'maybe,' and when he says 'maybe' he really means 'no.' If he says 'no,' he's not a diplomat. When a lady says 'no,' she means 'maybe,' when she says 'maybe' she means 'yes' and so if she says 'yes,' then she's not a lady..."