Let's all chip in with 20 smecks and its ours!
Saddam's "Ocean Breeze" is up for sale.
All we need is £17 million and this fine little skiff with its cinema, complete spa & health center, and a ready silver dinning set for 200 of our closest friends will be ours.
The best thing is that all the glass is bulletproof, and there is extra space for machine guns and surface to air missiles already build in. -No need to spend any extra money on renovation here!
Then there is of course all the extra-cool super-bad-guy-stuff that you need;
the helicopter platform, the mini-submarine pod, the numerous 'anti- boarding' devices, and not to forget the secret passage.
So how's in?
There are only 28 guest beds (besides the ones for the 35 man crew), and only one can get the dictator-suite.
i am in with 30 shmecks.
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